Friday, May 29, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to MUMMY
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

MSN PROBLEM -.-

These few days MSN doing wat??
Mummy din pay money izzit????
WTH cannot ON!!!!
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

BELIEVE OR NOT? FISH EAT DUCK ??

Large mysterious fish eats a duck!

Fish eats a duck you believe?
I sincerely advice you not to show it to the younger first before you watch it and find it not scary.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg

Fail your EXAM? not your fault!!

It's not the fault of student if
he/she fails because the year ONLY
has 365 days...
typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.


2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.


3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.


4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.


5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
Days left 96.


6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.


7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.


8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.


9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.


10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.


11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0
'How can a student pass ?????'


Saturday, May 16, 2009

Happy Teachers' Day (part 2)

CIKGU MAY,
(eh, Pn. May sounds better. Quickly go kahwin liao. :P)
wish you a very super-booper-doober Happy Teacher's Day.



TCK,
Wish you too Happy Teacher's Day!!


p/s :Due to May's complain I didn't wish her in my previous post,I wrote this 'Happy Teachers' Day edisi 2'. LOL!! Do i still miss anyone out who also want to be a teacher? Later kena complain again. = =


Better just write like this:

To all my FRIENDS who want to be a teacher too, Wish you all :
Happy Teacher's Day!!!

Happy Teachers' Day

16/5
Wow! Teachers' Day! (*eyes wide with excitement* = = lame)
Teachers' Day so what? Schools seldom celebrate Teachers' Day on the actual day, like to postpone the celebration to the last day of school of the 1st semester. SWEAT! And usually students had exam before the celebration and after the teachers celebrate their BIG DAY- TEACHERS' DAY for maybe half of the day, they need to mark the STUPID BIG PILE of exam paper during the so called 'HOLIDAYS'! = =. No holidays for teachers. So pity... Mummy usually busy marking the stupid exam paper during the holidays. and 'poof', MY HOLIDAY TRIP!!!!!!!!! run away~~~ T.T


First of all, Happy Teacher's Day to my MUMmy!(mummy is a teacher ok!!) my auntie - Auntie Mary and her husband Uncle Kong, my cousin sister and my cousin brother plus his wife and Auntie LUCY! (mummy owes say auntie Lucy this auntie Lucy that. LOL^^)

Secondly, Happy Teachers' Day to :
1. Pn. Chong - the best form teacher in the world
2. Cikgu Jasni a.k.a. Mr. 'You Are The Best'. - cikgu TERKENAL di ASIA TENGGARA (cikgu itu sendiri yang kata)
3. Mr. Tan - OK LAH,YOU ARE THE HANDSOME-MOST TODAY! LOL^^
4. Ms. Tiong - Wan somemore teacher's day surprise?
5. Mr. Wong - the burning teacher (heeting = heating = burning LOL^^)
6. Uncle Yap - the DADDY of someone
7. Mr. Yeo - the Santa-Like teacher
8. Ms. Polin - 'Show me the prove' & 'where's the clue??' (very = = leh, teacher)
9. Mdm Virjaya - the ESSAY-EATER teacher (teacher, where's our essay?)
10. Pn. Ooi
11. Pn. Lee
12. Cikgu Rozaiman
13. Mr. Ting - the BEST Add Maths tuition teacher ever!
14. Cikgu Michael - the friendly teacher with Garfield-Look (sheesh, don tell him we say so. LOL)
15. Cikgu Thomson - the LIVERPOOL-SUPER-FAN teacher
To All the KAPA teachers...
16. Cikgu Seriah
17. Cikgu Chong
18. Cikgu Firdaus
19. Cikgu Sulaiman - ini ex-daddy KPA
20. Cikgu Aziz - the 'NO-TOILET-FOR-YOU' MT teacher
21. Cikgu John
22.
23. Pn. Belinda - Miss you very much. miss those tuition days...
24.
25.
= =
WTH,do i need to list out all the teachers?
Well, Happy Teachers' Day to all the teachers in SJK Chung Hua 41/2 and SMK JALAN ARANG. ^^

Last but not least, Happy Teachers' Day too to Cikgu Daisy. (errr..arghh.. WTH, i cant believe i wrote this out. = =) muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha^^



WOW. The GREAT SURPRISE we gave MS TIONG last year..











-->> actually I don like this pic much because.......
only half of me inside leh.Hmm... So kesian the 2 bendahari, only half the body inside.. = =



And HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my second brother, FAT-FAT Edmund - ah Song! So lucky to be born on teacher's Day ya. hehe^^
p/s : Stop eating toooo much, you are getting fatter and fatter bro.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

'Memoirs of a Poor Man' karya WS

A lame but touching short story written by Wui Siong with the help of May, Kelvin, Singkock and ME adding in some kicap and tomato sauce.

Q&A session :
When did he write this story?
On the 9th May 2009, as early as 1 something midnight while chatting with May, Kelvin, Sing Kock and the owner of this blog.
Inspire or idea from?
JPA that asked those budak who fail to tiok PILN to re-appeal.
Why wanna publish out?
May’s request!
How do you find the story?
SingKock : A nice bed time story


Title of the story : Memoirs of a Poor Man

Below is a part of the story ~~


One day, the poor man fail to get help from the XXX. So, he decided to write a surat rayuan to XXX.
The poor man find out the only left piece of karangan paper and started his writing.
He started his letter like this :

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Keluarga saya miskin. Saya pernah makan ulat, rasanya okay okay saja, tidak berapa sedap, kena guna kicap and tomato baru ada wangi. Saya juga pernah makan siput babi. Rasanya lebih baik daripada ulat tetapi tidak baik untuk penghadaman kerana siput babi punya daging sangat keras. Saya minum air daripada paip di tepi jalan.
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The karangan paper has a bit of mud on it and wet-wet and smudgy because he doesn’t have a proper table to write on, only the mud floor.The words can hardly be seen because the pen he use no ink no ink one.
He wanna stick a Rm 50 note to the karangan and say "this is the last of my savings" where he had worked 18 years just for that RM50. But he cant find his Rm 50. So, he stick 20 cent on the karangan paper and say ‘this rm0.20 is for my lunch 2morrow de’.(but he eat ulat dan siput, no need to buy leh.)
Well, he needs to go to toilet, need the 0.20 after eating. He's so poor, he doesn’t have a toilet, have to use public one.
Then, he continue his writing.

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Saya punya seluar dalam kena pakai 5 hari baru boleh tukar. Saya punya seluar dalam adalah daripada dermaan orang lain yang hampir rosak ,ada lubang. Tapi saya suka
kerana lebih selesa, jadi saya tidak perlu tanggalkan seluar saya semasa kencing.Saya mencuri surat khabar yang akan dikitar semulakan untuk dijadikan pakaian.
Tapi apabila hujan, pakaian saya basah. Saya pernah ditangkap oleh polis kerana tiada pakaian. Saya juga pernah ditangkap ke rumah sakit jiwa kerana tidak berpakaian.
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[Dipetik dari “Memoirs of a Poor Man” karya Kong Wui Siong.]
[Updated by the owner of this blog. ]


To know more about this story, please go to THE BIRD to buy the MEMOIRS OF A POOR MAN that cost only RM 1.00. Or you can call 012-3456789 to make an order from the CEO of THE BIRD, Mr. Kelvin Chong.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mother's Day

Mummy,


Happy Mother's Day.
I Love You!!



Love,
Girl.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

.......

Aiya
Lazy wanna write.
U know now's 12.41 am in the midnight. and I'm writing this post sambil chatting with Wui Siong, May and Teck Ang.
Waited from yesterday till today. From 3 pm to 5pm to 12 midnight. = =
nearly 12 midnight suddenly receive a message, then the stupid-me came down to on the computer that i had just off-ed half an hour ago. Online search. SienZ!!

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Status TIDAK BERJAYA
Rayuan Anda boleh membuat rayuan. Sila Klik pada butang
"PERMOHONAN RAYUAN" untuk membuat rayuan.
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I just sign in Windows Live Messanger, everyone pop out!

Kena?
Tiok?

muahahahahahahaha.. U say ler?
Yoohoo, yiihaa, I didn't get JPA~ *sweat*

Until now those I know, May, Teck Ang, Amy, Swee Fan all didn't tiok.
The LUCKY Sing Kock who had just kena matrix kena again JPA sponsor go IPTA! Sien lar him, why so lucky?
Wui Siong also kena IPTS. And the whole night we keep scaring wui siong, expecting the worst about the scholarship. Cos he's the only one who kena and we didn't. Maybe we did it in purpose,scare him. LOL^^
Swee Fan, our straight A1s didn't get anything. No IPTA, no IPTS. So kolien!

zzz

sleepy liao, wanna sleep.

In conclusion, I didn't tiok JPA *sigh* and kinda lazy wanna buat rayuan. See first lar, my mum say wanna buat rayuan.

May arrrrr.

(15 minutes finish writing this post while chatting. LIHAI!!)

Continue chatting... ^^

Friday, May 8, 2009

To my dearest Ah Dear

Strong -> Stronger -> Strongest


I now grant you the STRONGEST POWER, my dear.
You are now the strongest person in the world.
Be strong, don't be afraid, never give up, be brave to face it.
Don't be too sad, cry out loud as much as you want, you will feel better after that.

I don't know if there's anything i can help, but I will always stand by you, support you all the way.

I believe that you will be fine. Take good care of yourself. May God bless you!


I really felt kinda sour in my heart when I read Ying's blog - 坚强的孩子.
Sorry that I didn't go with them, and forgive me that I'm not that good in comforting people. *sigh*
Sincerely tell you, I really felt a bit worry when I receive your message reply last night. with this =) at the end. that makes me worry. Like what Jun Kiat said : the more you use =), the more we worry.

But I choose to believe in you, I BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL BE FINE!

And now I wanna tell you that you are the STRONGEST among us, no doubt. *Hug*

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Addicted - > T,T *speechless*

Arghhhh.... Help me.....
I think I'm getting addicted to DOTA!!!
No Dota No Mood!!
Last time watching my brothers play Dota, I wonder why on earth there are such stupid idiot Dota-Noob (what i mean is not noob in dota, but so noob choose to play dota).
On a peaceful day (yea, for me!) of April, Sing Kock and Sze Ting jio me go play DOTA~
Actually that time I have a bit 'you yu', dono wanna join them or not. But since I'm very boring at home, online surf the net until nothing to surf, so I join them.
You know what?????
"Belum try belum tau, sekali try, hari-hari mau."
From that day onwards, everyday MUST play, if not I would somehow feel like no mood, no energy! Cham! Addicted!! XD Now sendiri addicted, become on of the DOTA-NOOB!

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17/4/2009 - Sing Kock was so happy that his team - The BSK Dota-Noob team has a new Member!! BSK as the noob group leader, BST is one of the members. Hey, BSK, BST. I think I should somehow change my name. BSN. Bank Simpanan Nasional!! Yea, change our team name too, BS-X Dota-Noob team! Best in Singapore and JB and some says in BATAM!! ^ ^
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Sing Kock's leaving, Sze Ting will be going to form 6 soon. But Simpanan Nasional still have to wait!!!
OMG!! Those boring dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz are coming again! *sigh* ZZZ!! T.T *sob sob* *emo-ing*


May,
where r u?????
I LAP U THREE!!
LOL ^^


And itu cikgu Jahat kata nak tengok saya nangis!!


-- >> Click on the pic~


Author's message : "Eh, cikgu Jahat, tengok lah!! Saya nangis lah tu!!YOU ARE THE BEST!!"

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

tagged by Andrew a.k.a. Revan

Tagged by Revan. O.o

Upload your fave picture and answer the question below.


Why did you choose the photo?
= = U ask me to choose one! LOL^^

When was the last time you ate pizza?
Last time?? 1 May. Didn't read my previous post kah??!!??

The last song you've listened to?
We're all in this together - High school musical.

What are you doing besides answering this tag?
why so kepoh ask this ask that.chatting. lihai ler..

Besides your own name, how do you like people to call you?
Don call me better. LOL^^

Tag 6 persons, the following questions are related to them.

  1. Adeline
  2. Mey Sien
  3. ZhangQi a.k.a. Frankie
  4. Sze Ting
  5. Yew Ding
  6. May

Who is number 1?
The legendary Olahragawati of Arang,my best friend,and the one who tag me last time and I said I will tag her back. LOL^^

No. 3 has a relationship with?
No. 3?? Muahahhahahaha... Erh... Erm... Now no, but she got "suka" someone. F*r*a*S

Say something about no. 5.
DYNNNNN.... My USM(University Sakit Mental) room-mates.

How about no. 4?
Like to play Dota. Every morning play Dota with her. BSK Dota-Noob team de team member (That's what singkock says)

Who's number 2?
My best friend, classmates, tuition-mates........

Say something to number 6.
I love U.*hug* XD

Saturday, May 2, 2009

1/5/2009

今天是我老妈农历生日~YEAH!!
午餐在PIZZA HUT吃,其实早餐没吃东西,午餐一次吃饱饱它,哈哈。
我,有史以来第一次,一次过吃两片PIZZA,两碗"soup of the day",两杯PEPSI。WOW,胃口好大。是不是几个月没吃东西啊???哈哈
晚上, 老爸带我们去吃HARTZ CHICKEN。

我还被弟弟骗去吃一个SUPER辣的鸡腿~

My legendary FATTY-ROUNDY brother - EDMUND!!!! Already very FAT still wanna eat a lot. Can't control. He eat things never full-stop, everytime stop with a comma. Haha ^^ And this grant him his Fat body. LOL^^

See, his big-round "baby". Has a face shape. Cute ya? Haha^^


This boy Gene non-stop taking his own photo, he tot that he's very handsome. I can't stop vomit at a side. Sienz. Baru eat a thing then vomit out again. LOL^^

My cute little brother Emmanuel, what's he actually doing??

LOL^^ 看镜子做怪脸~


And in the car on the way back home, some stupid conversation going on.

-1-
Mum : No use buy you those stupid cards, make you more stupid only.
Edmund : Where got?? I know 7 x 9 = 63 lo..

-2-
Emmanuel : Mum, when can we go Damai?
Mum : I didn't book.
Dad : One night RM 300 ++, 3 nights RM 1000 ++ lar, i rather let you on the air-con at home for the whole day.
Edmund : But no swimming pool.
Mum : Just now we did saw a small pool. Only RM 50 ++, can buy.
Emmanuel : That one too small lar..
Mum : Everytime we went Damai, came back I have to do many things. You people's baju-baju all very smelly. and also when you people came back from camp. I have to turn it over again before dumping it into the machine.
*Then the quiet Eunice suddenly talk*
Eunice : And the underwear still number eight kok.
Mum : Ya, I still have to un-number eight it.
*hahahahahahhahahahaha*

-3-
Gene : 现在我终于明白什么是尊敬长辈“让老”了。
Von : 什么?
Gene : 就是,看到CHICKEN WING,跟他抢。
Von : 哈?
Gene : 刚刚我站在那边等,有个阿嬷在我旁边,我们一看到CHICKEN WING出来就抢。
Von : 哪说赢LER?
Gene : 应该算打平啦,我拿到三个,他拿到三个。其实应该算我赢,有一次我没看到被他抢去。


Maybe no one knows what the crazy-lim family are talking about.Haha..